Yoga Haram – Majlis Fatwa

Notice: As usual, when it’s come to sensitive issue I always advise you guys to think wisely before leave any comment. Jangan emotional, biar aku seorang je yang emo.

I don’t think necessary for me to write long introduction for this issue. Semua orang tahu kot. It’s all started when one lecturer suggest practicing yoga is haram for Muslim. Then Majlis Fatwa Kebangsaan took his statement seriously, study, discuss, meeting, bla..bla..bla.. and they came out with a declaration ‘systematic and complete yoga exercise’ is haram for Muslim.

I refuse to join the debate, whether it haram or not. I don’t bother to argue. It is not my expertise. Since I never practice yoga, never had plan to do so and I always put my 100% trust on Majlis Fatwa, so I just assume their decision is correct. I leave it to yoga master and other ulama to discuss further, if required.

One thing that hurt me most about this polemic was the reaction by non-Muslim toward the fatwa. If this lady making noise, ok lah, she is a famous Muslim yoga instructor that makes a living from teaching yoga. If Sister in Islam (or Sister against Islam?) questioned the fatwa, I can still accept. As usual, they just bunch of young Muslim lady that try to hard to become famous. And I believe most of them still single, so they got a lot of free time to deal with this matter.

But, what the hell non-Muslim reporters, Ah Pek, Ah Lian, Ah Beng, Chinese bloggers, Hindus Guru, Samy Vellu, Tom, Dick or Harry also sibuk nak involve?

See this news, blog postings and comments I collected from Net:

Macibai! Not just they questioned the fatwa, they even dare to make fun of it. And some called it STUPID FUCK-WA. I really can’t understand lah. They not a Muslim, most of them not even practice yoga and majority found what yoga really means from wiki page, but still want to open their smelly mouth. To these stupid people, let me remind you guys the situation here….

National Fatwa Council declared it is haram for MUSLIM, I repeat… for MUSLIM to practice systematic and complete yoga exercise.

If you guys still buta huruf or buta kayu or can’t understand my broken English, let me rephrase it in our local language, Bahasa Melayu or Bahasa Malaysia.

Majlis Fatwa Kebangsaan menyatakan haram untuk umat Islam mengamalkan senaman yoga yang sistematik dan lengkap.

Aku ulang bahagian yang penting… haram untuk umat Islam.

So, please shut your fucking mouth up!

If you guys have no idea what to blog about, allow me to give some suggestion. You guys might consider to throws your stink opinion regarding these issues:

1. Recovering plan by US government to save Citibank.
I believe many Malaysians use Citibank credit card, right? So analyze what the impact to us resulting from Citibank financial problem.

2. Datuk Nicol Anne David perfect season.
10 titles in one year. Unbeaten for 54 matches. Go and create her personal website. Ask her to marry Datuk Lee Chong Wei and teach him how to kick Lin Dan’s ass for good.

3. TM HSBB (high speed broadband) project.
Billions of taxpayer money invested. After Najib take over Finance Ministry the project slowing down. Why? Najib try to potong jalan Khairy Jamaluddin’s geng?

4. Nazri Aziz stupidity in Parliament.
I can’t believe he refuse to apologies for his mistake. What a loser.

5. Paypals now available in Bahasa Melayu or Bahasa Indonesia.
It is helpful? Or the terms make us confuse with our own language.

6. Billions of Ringgit sends by foreign workers to their home countries.
How they managed to do that? Makan pasir ke? Did we ready to send them home and take over their place in all industries?

7. Kangkung (Tee Keat and Soi Lek) relationship.
Kangkung masak belacan or kangkung kari? Where their hardcore supporters that campaigning for them during party election?

8. Liverpool will become EPL champion this season.
For sure, Hehehe… Liverpool fans just need to hope Ronaldo injured himself again.

Ok, point 8th maybe set for discussion in next few months or so, but rest of the issues quite interesting, right? I believe I covered all niche, just choose one that suitable for your ugly blog and write a full blogpost about it. Post your blogpost to all social bookmaking sites, bulletin board, innit, digg, forums. Then, ping every available search engine to make sure their spider crawl your blog. Hopefully you will gain a lot of traffic and become Kenny Sia 2.

Please channel your creative thought towards other issues dan jangan nak menyibuk dengan isu umat Islam. Tidak perlu jadi terlalu prihatin, we seriously think your opinion useless and not helpful at all. We have problem with some of the Sultans and your participation towards this issue not welcome at all. If ‘we’ want to move backward, sideward, merangkak, berjalan pedulikan. Leave us alone. It’s not about insecurity or what ever stupid sickness you can think off, I just hate when non-Muslim talk about Islam in very repulsive way.

Again, kalau still kurang jelas biar aku repeat sekali lagi..

Shut your fucking mouth up!

P/S: Aku dah cakap aku akan jadi emotional bila sampai bab agama, so, sorry for the nasty words.