Transformer the Movie - Big Secret Revealed

Ok… I know at least half of Malaysian already watches the movie. Last weekend I watch it at Cineplex. Can’t believe I need to book the ticket 24 hours early although it likes one month past the premiere. Maybe someone watch it likes 10 times or something. Crazy lah…

So, I wonder how I want to blog about this movie. Try to search ‘Transformer’ in Google Blogsearch, millions of entries about this autobot movie. I know I need to write something good to stand up. Or at least to show to others last to watch is not means I’m a loser.

Ok here my tactic, 1^st I going to play I-always-different, then I-can-read-the-symbolic-message, last but not least the killer hidden big secret of Transformer the Movie. Interested?

1. I Always Different
Ok, the movie damn good. Everybody must agree on that. Action pack, cool fighting scene, with all the messages, it is a damn good movie. I not try to be hypocrite and said it a lousy movie. But (there always a BUT) still, everybody hypnotized by the action scenes and forgot few storyline that look stupid and ridiculous. I don’t know others but these two decision by the good guy really make we wonder, the scripts writer are dump or he thinks we dump enough to ignore his stupid storyline. 1^st, when the bad robots found out The Cube secret location, the best solution the good guy have in mind is to bring The Cube out and hide it in the city..! Yeah true genius… Lets the bad robots come and create havoc in the city and let civilian dies. 2^nd, why on earth the soldier ask Sam to bring The Cube to the roof top and pass it to Black Hawk? He can’t go by himself? And the idea is to pass The Cube to the Black Hawk, and…? Where the hell the helicopter want to go? Why can’t just they pass that thing to good transformer and ask him to change into rocket and fly to the sky? End of story…

Ok, Transformer lover or someone that hate me will says, if the solution that simple there will be no movies lah. Ok… realize that. Move to my second point.

2. I Can Read The Hidden Message.
Actually my die-hard Transformer friend told me this, but let just imagine I figure it out myself. Notice the earlier part of the movie where Sam’s dad make a joke about buying Sam the Porsche and also the scene where Bumble Bee slams the Volkswagen’s door? These two scenes are to condemn both car manufacture decision to not take part in this movie. They refuse to allow using their brand because they don’t want to associate with violent act. Is that stupid or what?

That info is not interesting enough? Read this… I know Transformer the Movie is sponsored by terrorist, Osama or at least by someone who really hate US President. Not convincing? Read on…

3. I Know the Big Secret
Why USA president not playing any part at all in this movie? In Armageddon, the President involve deeply until volunteer to fly one of the jet. But why with almost the same disaster scenario in Transformer, the President acts like a puppet and Secretary of Defend the one that running the show? Why suddenly President not even dare to show his face? Then, remember the scene in Air Force One where camera focuses on his socks? Who in good mind will wear red socks while in the office? Don’t you guys think someone try to make the president look bad? Also, ready for this? Try to remember what he asks from the lady? Maybe I’m wrong but he asks for “Ding Dong”. And that lady went downstairs carrying the radio, stops at the refrigerator and took the chocolate cake. Don’t you guys know what that is? It a cocaine cake, popular among niggers. Listen carefully while the ET look a like robot try to hack the system, we can hear the lady laughing, because she ate the cake that dropped near the robot few minutes ago. It is not a funny laughing, it a high-on-drug kind of laughing. Somehow they try to tell us US President is a drug addict…! Now I know how all the bad idea about war, Osama, weapon of mass destruction come into places. Those decisions are made while Bush on drug. Poor American…

Maybe now you believe me someone that really hates the President sponsored this movie.

Maybe not, but surely you guys agree I good in writing this bad English but very creative movie review, right? Hahahaha…Its a gift. (Gurau)