Showing posts with label funny story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny story. Show all posts

Thursday, October 16

Online Income Aku

After long break memang malas dan susah nak masuk kerja. Nak tunekan kepala otak to focus on work damn difficult. Yang menariknya, memang adatlah kerja akan bertimbun lepas cuti panjang. Arrgghh…. Malasnya. Alangkah seronoknya jika boleh tak kerja, lepak rumah je, tambahan pula baru kahwin ni, kan…? Hehe….

Talking about ‘tak perlu kerja’ mesti ramai yang sudah tahu income from Internet tidak kurang lumayannya. Some expert still believe Internet adalah lubok emas zaman modern. Asal kita rajin, diging and work hard to find the ‘gold’ confirm akan jumpa. So, ramai member-member ask me to reveal how much I got from this blog, and other blogs I manage. Kalau close friend tanya memang aku suka nak beritahu, since I hope I be able to motivate them. Although tak la banyak mana, but still money minded society like ours akan terbuka mata juga walaupun cuma seringgit. Jadi, member-member rapat dengan aku memang dah tahu berapa banyak aku dapat on average monthly from my online activities. Aku tak namakan online business, since aku tak buat apa-apa business, just running quite number of blogs and sites.

Ramai so call online entrepreneur takut nak expose income mereka. Terutama bloggers. They afraid reader akan salah anggap. Reader akan dengki dan seterusnya tidak visit lagi blog mereka. Only those yang betul-betul berjaya dan famous sahaja dare to do so. Tapi aku tak peduli, lantak la korang nak salah anggap ke, nak marah ke, nak dengki ke, nak merajuk ke. That’s beyond my control, your own choice.

My income just from local online advertisement firm, Nuffnang and internationally known, Google Adsense.

So, without further ado…. Print screen from my Nuffnang and Adsense page for everyone to view.




Click on both picture to enlarge and see the numbers kalau tak berapa jelas kat sini.

Harapnya member-member aku yang bertanya dah puas hati dengan paparan aku tu. Kalau ada yang belum click sebab korang memang jenis yang lansung tak busy body. Tolong click juga, dapatkan figure tu. Kagum kejap dengan kedasyatan aku. Kalau still malas nak click, biar aku besarkan gambar tu kat sini, just part angka tu sahaja.

Nampak? Ribuan Ringgit Malaysia dan ribuan US Dollar tu... Impressive kan?
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Ok... honestly. Aku takde idea nak berblog. Aku busy pasal kerja dan pasal nak isi rumah sewa yang still kosong. So, I have to admit it is a lame joke from me. Atas tu memang lah bukan print screen dari page Nuffnang dan Adsense aku yang original. Aku dah edit. Tapi bukan dengan Photoshop atau apa-apa software edit gambar. Aku belum khatam lagi ilmu edit gambar. Ada member bagitahu aku trick nak edit laman web milik orang lain. Bukan juga maksudnya edit yang kekal, itu hacking namanya.

Ok, kalau yang dah tahu tak pe lah. Kepada yang belum tahu, payah sangat aku nak terangkan, korang try lah sendiri.

1. Pergi mana-mana laman web.
2. Lepas habis load page tu, tulis perkataan yang warna merah ini kat address bar di atas tu.

[javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0]

3. Click 'enter'.
4. Editlah mana-mana part dalam page tersebut.

Aku try dengan Firefox boleh, dengan I.E boleh, dengan Google Chrome pun boleh. Lain-lain browser tak pasti la pula.

Selamat mencuba.

Tuesday, August 5

Pokok Duit.... Pohon Pitis

Another light article that will not required your brain cell to work extra hard. Its might create a smile in your face though. Inspired by my monthly trip to bank to pay my credit card that also mean my monthly expenses like all the installments payment, Astro bill, life insurance, touch n go and monthly petrol expenses, since everything I pay using my credit card.

Sultan Muhammad IV of the state of Kelantan in 1903 send ‘money tree’ to King of Siam as a ‘ufti’, since Kelantan at that time still a tributary state of Siam. That particular money tree called ‘Pohon Pitis”. Pohon as a pokok or tree and Pitis is a local dialect for money, pronounce as Pitih. Actually until 1920, Kelantanese use Pitih as their official currency.

The tree as shown below made of tin metal bearing 13 coins produce using China moldings technology introduced to Sultan of Kelantan by Chinese traders. On one side of the coin was inscribed “THURIBA FI ZUL-HIJJAH SANAT 1321” means the month of Zul–hijjah 1903 and on the reverse crafted by wording “BELANJAAN KERAJAAN KELANTAN” to indicate it is official Kelantan currency.


Pohon Pitis

Selain dari Kelantan, aku percaya beberapa negeri di Tanah Melayu like Kedah, Terengganu even Melaka at one time also have to sent some sort of ufti or annual tax to Siam. But only Kelantan hantar Pohon Pitis, or money tree since everyone else send Bunga Emas.

Bunga Emas

If anybody wonder where the hell I dig the info, nope I not conduct a research and spend hours of my precious time to read history books. I just very good in history subject. So, I memorize all those information. Semua tu ada dalam buka Sejarah masa sekolah menengah. Ok, honestly I found it from Bank Simpanan Nasional’s website, since BSN use Pohon Pitis as their corporate logo. Very wise decision, since Pohon Pitis symbolize BSN vision to grow our money like a tree.

Beside BSN, a lot others businesses also represent their business activity as money tree. Especially skim cepat kaya, multi level marketing or currently overrated online money generated programs.

Here the interesting part. I personally found the real money tree. Pokok hidup yang boleh mengeluarkan wang. No, I not try to promote any scheme or try to sell any product. Seriously, I found a tree that in fact can act similar to an ATM machine. It’s not a robotic tree, or eco-friendly decoration that built machine yang dihiasi dengan kayu atau daun. This is truly life breathing natural tree. Ok lah, enough with the explanation, luckily I manage to snap a picture of that tree kalau tak surely you guys say I bluffing.
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Read the signage properly, we can withdraw money, check account balance and maybe few other applications. I not make them up, the bank said so. Since ATM machine beside that 'tree' kosong, so aku gunakan that normal ATM machine la instead of try the new ‘money tree’ provided by the bank.

Ok, I know….. lame joke. But surely I managed to make you smile, right?

Tuesday, July 22

Kawanster.Com…. Hahahaha….!

Notice: Aku damn busy, just nak share something yang aku rasa melucukan.

Kenapa ramai orang ada account Facebook? Best sangat ke? Masa mula-mula aku dengar pasal Facebook mati-mati aku ingat benda ni sama macam ‘social networking website’ yang lain. MySpace, Friendster, Tagged…etc. Tapi makin lama aku perhatikan Facebook main diterima berbanding lain-lain website yang serupa. Orang-orang terkenal macam politician, lecturer, pegawai-pegawai kerajaan pun ada Facebook dan officially beritahu orang lain pasal page mereka.

Mungkin esok lusa aku akan buka account Facebook. Cuma aku malas nak spent masa explore page tersebut untuk tahu semua gadget dan widget yang ada.

Aku terbaca berita ini pagi tadi…


Facebook saman syarikat yang meniru design dan concept mereka.

Ini page website nama www.studiVZ.net yang disaman oleh Facebook….

Cuba bandingkan dengan website Facebook….

Memang tidak banyak beza, kan? Mungkin wordingnya pun sama cuma dalam bahasa berlainan.

Dengan itu, aku nak tunggu bila lah agaknya Friendster akan saman Malaysia version of them, Kawanster. com



Hahahha… creative gila.

Somewhere I read Kawanster.com created by guy named Arsyan Ismail…he use to work with both Nuffnang and also Advertlets, betul ke?. Dasyat, kerja dengan dua online advertising firm yang terkenal di Malaysia.

Dia terfikir nak buat social networking website for Malaysian, setelah fikir mendalam, dia came out with very original name...KAWANSTER… lawak…lawak. Aku juga dapat tahu he the same guy yang buat Digg.com.my, imitation of the famous ‘story sharing website’ Digg.com.



Orang Malaysia memang ‘creative’….. Aku tidak kisah kalau concept nya sama. Memang banyak website yang design atau concept nya sama. Search engine pun ada beratus jenis, free email service pun ada banyak. Cuma next time pilih la nama yang original sikit.

Macam pernah aku tulis disini beberapa kali, kepada En Arsyan , jangan lah ambil hati atau marah dengan kutukan aku. Anggap lah ini sebagai kritikan membina yang bakal menjadi halangan kecil kepada kejayaan anda untuk menjadi I.T tycoon Malaysia. Seriously, aku percaya mamat ni memang handal technical lah. Dia seorang programmer yang power, cuma business-wise, dia belum temui partner yang cukup creative kot.

All the best...!

Tuesday, February 12

Men Do Not Wear Pink

Notice: Ada banyak gambar. Maybe load slow sikit.

Dulu seorang rakan pernah memberitahu aku, real men do not wear pink outfit ever. Regardless what ever condition, occasion or which era we live, pink just not suit man-hood.

For sure I will never wear pink, not because of my friend’s word, but for me pink just too soft. Aku sememangnya suka pakai baju colour hitam, coklat, biru tua… yang gelap-gelap. (nak nampak kurus).

So, for the record aku memang tidak ada niat nak pakai pink colour shirt. But last weekend aku tengok Spainish Primera Liga highlight, and I saw this:

Damn… pink football jersey. Then one friend told me, not just Sevilla wears pink, Benfica (Portugal’s club) also use pink jersey for their away match.

Then, few days later during the documentary pasal sukan lumba basikal, I found out Giro de Italia (macam Tour De France and Tour de Langkawi) sediakan pink jersey for leader during the tour. You know right, they have each jersey for sprinter la, for climber la, and for overall leader pelumba tu kena pakai pink jersey.

Aku dah confuse, aku seorang je ke yang rasa pelik bila lelaki yang gagah perkasa pakai jersey warna pink? Ok… Spain, Portugal, Italy… aku dengar sana memang ramai gay. So, most probably lelaki-lelaki lembut dah menular dalam dunia sukan disana.

Then aku search internet untuk dapatkan kepastian.

Aku dapat tahu jenama baju lelaki terkenal, Polo produced pink coloured shirt. Tak convincing, maybe they target to sell to gay guys. Since gays market tak kurang besarnya.


Then I found this picture:

Ada sekumpulan pendayung lelaki pakai baju color pink.

Maybe they are bunch of losers yang try too hard to be notice and hopefully boleh menambat hati perempuan.

Then I found this news. Hockey ice team in Europe also wear pink jersey.

I desperately need to find tougher guys photos. american football maybe…

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Shit… pasukan american football, Arkansas' Spring gunakan jersey pink. Walaupun sekadar jersey latihan, but pink jersey for bull-like american football player, just too much.

Aku belum mengalah, aku rasa lelaki sememangnya tidak boleh pakai pink shirt or jersey. Those sport team just try to be different and make headlines.

But, after saw this picture I believe I need to reconsider my thought.

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Apa gila…. Not just that cowboy wear pink shirt but he rides on pink painted horse.

Ok… aku mengaku kalah. Hopefully there is pink songket, since aku baru je dapat colour tema untuk wedding aku nanti. Everything pink. Kereta Kembara kaler hitam aku pun akan aku tukar jadi pink.

As some fashion designer said; Pink is the new Red. Imagine calling football team as; The Pink…or The Pink Giants.

Hahahaha… gilo.

Tuesday, January 22

Astro Malaysia

Another funny story from Penang. Sorry lah, tired with work, no time to membebel serious issue.

Sunday afternoon, I and my boss nak pergi to our branch office at Belissa Row. Kami keluar dari hotel dan cari taxi yang beratur panjang di Gurney Drive. We told the driver we want to go to shop lot at Berissa Row. He kinda blur, then ask his taxi buddies.

They talk in Hokkien.

Taxi Driver: @#$%^& Berissa Row…!@#%...?

His friend: Berissa Row…@#$#%^$& Astro…!@%%^&&…!

Taxi Driver: Oooohhh… Astro !@#$%^...

His other friend: @#$%...!

Then, we went into his cab. After 15 minutes he stop and said, “10 ringgit…”

My boss: Hold on… this not our office.

Taxi Driver: Near to Astro, right?

My boss: Yes.

Taxi Driver: There… Astro…!

We look around, there no Astro nearby.

Aku: Mana Astro?

Taxi Driver: There… Astro what…

My boss calls our Penang manager who obviously can speak Hokkien and pass the phone to the taxi driver.

Taxi Driver: @#%&..Astro..!@$%..Astro…!@#%$^#%^ Astro…

He pass back the phone to my boss, and my boss said we can’t see any Astro here.

The driver obviously cant tahan anymore, he point his finger out and said....

...There Astro la… that’s not Astro ka?...

I observed closely his finger’s direction and I saw this….

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I pulled myself together and try not to laugh out loud...

Aku: Hello kawan… we said Astro… A-S-T-R-O. Not Esso la...

Taxi Driver: Oooohhh.. ok..ok.. I know…I know…

15 minutes later we reached at the office.

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