Definitions of Politics

Notice: Short one, busy today with meeting, proposal submission and Raya function. Then, jangan pula cakap aku bangang sebab buat conclusion bodoh, purely joke je ni.

When ever there are senses of ‘feel good’ factor in society people will assume general election is round the corner. Don’t blame us; we just bunch of young kids that learn from our experience. Even cat run headed for their owner when ever they heard Whiskers Box’s sound.

Now I want to give a brave definition of the word politics. I have to mention this posting not referring to any very good, well behave Malaysian politician. Just assume I projecting images of US, Britain, Australia, Indonesia, Bangladesh, Bulgaria or any other country while writing this article.

(Above declaration is not to save my ass… :)…)

My definition will purely base on this finding from dictionary.com.

Politic actually come from 2 roots word. Yup, damn true, just buy it la. Just like antisocial came from word ant or anti (againts) and social . Also as hypermarket, superpower,polygraph, homosexual, you get what I mean, right?

Ok...

First word:

POLITE...

1. Showing good manners toward others, as in behaviour, speech, etc.; courteous; civil: a polite reply.
2. Refined or cultured: polite society.
3. Of a refined or elegant kind: polite learning.

Second word:

TICKS…

Any of numerous small, parasitic arachnids of the suborder Ixodida that feed on the blood of animals. Like their close relatives the mites and unlike spiders, ticks have no division between cephalothorax and abdomen. Ticks differ from mites by being generally larger and having a sensory pit at the end of their first pair of legs. Many ticks transmit febrile diseases, such as Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease. (KUTU)

So, in conclusion… politic is a place where people politely suck someone blood.

Make your own conclusion for the meaning of politician, I run out of time to help you out. Good luck!

P/S: Kids, do not stupidly answer your exam question base on this article.