Showing posts with label Semua orang bodoh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Semua orang bodoh. Show all posts

Thursday, August 23

Orang Pandai Jadi Bodoh… Again.

Notice: Quickie, hari ini aku busy, banyak pulak kerja.

Aku memang interested to observe kebodohan orang disekeliling aku. Pelik aku melihat orang yang mewakili organisasi besar boleh menjadi bodoh.


1st

Ada sebuah syarikat telecomunikasi terkenal di Malaysia. Kalau aku mention syarikat tu semua orang tahu. Mereka cukup besar untuk ada wisma sendiri. So, they want to peer their network with us. In simple term, kami nak kahwin or one night stand, which ever you want to look at it. Kahwin in technical point of view. So, in order to kahwin we need to check each other capability 1st. They need to visit and check our network, our cabling works, our data center all this stuff and vice versa. BUT, this stupid bunch of people failed to arrange for the survey. I can’t understand, it drags till few months already. Yesterday new guy representing this big company and call me ask for meeting, AGAIN. They said they have no idea what going on. Stupid… stupid…stupid. I be able to explain it in one paragraph, you guys only takes few minutes to read and understand the scenario tapi mereka semua bangang and perlukan aku pergi sekali lagi kesana untuk terangkan. Bodoh. They want to evaluate, but aku kena terangkan. Bodoh. Kalau aku tipu, senang-senang mereka boleh kena maki dengan boss mereka nanti. Aku dah call their big boss and he furious, and one funny suggestion from him that create a smile in my face….

”Affandi, quit OCE and come work with me la” …

fikir macam seronok but I can’t work with stupid people yang aku tidak dibenarkan tonjol kepala mereka.


2nd
Ever imagine how to have a meeting with 3 guys with same name? Funny kan. This morning I had a meeting with 2 other Affandi(s). Hahahha… to ease the situation I ask them to call me Dood, and the other two with Affandi 1 and Affandi 2. But that not the stupid part, that funny and I trust funny totally differ from stupid. Maybe some stupidity we can found humor inside, but majority lawak tercetus dari kebijaksanaan otak bukan kebodohan. Affandi 1 consultant for another big taiko dalam telecommunication industry. So, he bravely said all broadband players in Malaysia buy international bandwidth from Telekom Malaysia (TM). As one of the ISP in Malaysia aku corrected him. I said, there are several other international bandwidth provider in Malaysia, Jaring, NTT, HGC… a lot. Tak perlu berada dalam industri ini, Google certain keywords boleh jumpa all the provider names. But this stupid guy insist, ONLY TM. No other company. Nasib baik meeting di lobby Hilton Central, kalau di kedai mamak at least aku dah jentik hidung dia. Aku yang tarik cable to other provider data center. And they not related to TM what so ever. Tentunya aku tahu. Lucky I don’t think I will deal with him more in the future, if not I must make sure I wear my safety boots. So, in case dia cakap yang bukan-bukan dan menunjukkan kebodohan melampau dia, boleh aku pijak kaki dia bawah meja. Hahahha… bodoh.

Kalau tak percaya ada banyak provider lain, click here: Asia Communication Exchange – browse this site and boleh jumpa.

Monday, August 20

Semua Orang Bodoh…!

Notice: Hati-hati banyak perkataan Bodoh.

Aku bosan…! Kenapa kita dikelilingi oleh orang-orang bodoh? Selama ini aku ingatkan barisan pemimpin kerajaan sahaja yang bodoh atau buat-buat bodoh. But thanks to Wee Meng Chee that boy from Muar with Negarakuku now I noticed everybody involve in politic MUST become a disgusting stupid human being. Izinkan aku senaraikan manusia-manusia bangang yang terlibat dalam cerita NameWee ini.


First, tentunya budak Cina tu, bodoh…! After made a headline with his creative piece of music expression he should shut his mouth up. Maybe sent an apology video at YouTube better option than whining about how newspaper mistranslates his Chinese lyrics. You got tons of traffics to your blog, people knew you are talented musician, you got an offer to become recording artist. What else you want? Bodoh, just keep quiet and concentrate on your study.

Related News: From his blog


2nd, our beloved Prime Minister and members of cabinet. Apa ke bangangnya pakcik ni nak komen pasal budak umur 24 tahun kutuk Negara dan menyindir azan? Budak Cina tu not represent anyone, any group or any political party. He on his own. But our stupid ministers have to bring this up till cabinet meeting and decided we should punish that boy. Stupid… plain stupid. Nobody, maybe few lawyers… but almost nobody knew about National Anthem Act 1968. So, just accept his apology and resume works. Stop using that boy stupid clip as a cover up for few other more relevant issue such as RM4.6 billion Port Klang Free Zone scandal, corruption dalam police force dan juga isu bas lepas Puspakom’s inspection and driver yang ada saman boleh bawa public transport. Bodoh…! Tolong buka mata kepada isu yang lebih besar dan penting.

Related news: The Star


3rd, and most interesting, famous blogger and politician response to cabinet decision to punish that boy by organized a forum. Sorry, not just one, but 6 forums. Niamah…! Dah habis isu ke nak diperjuangkan? Bodoh. Sudah lah tu, jangan lah nak gunakan perkara remeh ini sebagai peluru untuk tembak MCA atau gunakan sebagai bom nak musnahkan hubungan MCA-Gerakan. Carilah point lain…Kerajaan BN tak hormat decision MCA lah, Gerakan yang mahukan budak itu dihukumlah. Ntah apa-apa. And extra point bodoh kepada Jeff Ooi sebab tak approve comment aku kat blog dia yang mengutuk tindakan mereka. Roslan SMS selamber je approved almost similar komen. Bodoh punya Jeff.

Related news: From jeffooi.com


Mungkin aku pun terkena tempias kebodohan mereka sebab aku sendiri sibuk komen pasal isu ini. See, orang pandai macam aku pun boleh terjadi bodoh sebab orang lain. Celaka betul.

Allow me to make a statement here (to cover my ass), to be fair I’m not saying all of them stupid as a person. They own a degree, master even some ada PHD. Just for this particular case aku percaya mereka bertukar menjadi bodoh. Just hope next time mereka akan jadi pandai semula.

Cheers…!

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