Showing posts with label Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 21

Soi Lek Talk About Openness, Kangkung & Belacan

Dalam subject Bahasa Melayu kat sekolah dulu ada belajar pasal read between the lines. Maksud tersirat namanya kalau tak salah aku. Meaning, maksud-maksud yang hendak disampaikan oleh penulis tapi diselindungkan. Maksudnya, penulis… arrgghh.. korang faham maksud aku.

So, aku nak try cari ‘maksud tersirat’ yang Deputy President baru MCA, Datuk Seri Dr. Chua Soi Lek cuba sampaikan dalam article laporan TheStar ini. Sorry lah, kalau ada orang berpendapat pandangan aku sedikit racist.

Itu artikel penuh laporan berita yang memetik beberapa kata-kata Soi Lek.


First aku nak sentuh pasal kata-kata ini:


Don’t worry Datuk Seri, we all or at least majority of MCA members memang open minded. They chose you instead of the others prove memang mereka open. By choosing “porn actor” seriously show they love transparency and openness.


Then aku nak cari maksud tersirat from this two paragraphs.


First, contradictory from my friend advice, kankung actually is a healthy food. Base on Soi Lek’s ‘experience’, aku juga percaya kangkung tidak memberi kesan kepada kemampuan sex lelaki. So, bolehlah aku suruh isteri aku masak kangkung banyak-banyak. Sebab aku memang suka makan kangkung tapi member cakap kangkung tak bagus untuk orang baru kahwin. Member-member aku tahu apa, Soi Lek adalah seorang doctor yang telah membuktikan kelakiannya pada semua orang yang lucky enough dapat tengok video dia. So, I put my trust on Soi Lek dan everyday aku makan kangkung. Kangkung pun murah, kalau kat kampong aku dalam parit depan rumah pun aku boleh jumpa kangkung.
2nd, Soi Lek juga bagi pesanan. Jangan masak kangkung banyak sangat dengan belacan. Ini dah jadi serious isu. Kangkung referring to his tag team with Tee Keat, as explain in 2nd paragraph above. So, dia cakap both of them cannot mingle too much with ‘belacan’. Who he referred as ‘belacan’? From my view, belacan maksudnya Melayu. Since selalu aku dengar even dalam drama or filem orang kita buat lawak macam ni:

Pelakon: Alaaaah, kau tak payah la nak berlagak macam mat salleh. Jangan la nak pura-pura suka makan cheese, kalau dah belacan tu belacan juga.

Sebagai menunjukkan ada orang Melayu yang berlagak sombong nak jadi orang putih.

Ok, from political point of view pula, in particularly dalam BN, Melayu bermaksud UMNO. UMNO memang kadang kala berbau busuk macam belacan but still berguna kepada orang yang suka makan (nak kenyangkan perut). So, jelas dan nyata lah Soi Lek tak suka bekerjasama too much with UMNO.

Maybe lepas ni Soi Lek akan perkenalkan menu baru, pizza kangkung or kangkung kari.

Apa pun, all the best to doctor, cum ‘porn star’ to unite Chinese community since sekarang nampaknya Gerakan dah semakin open menerima non-Chinese in their leadership rank.

Sunday, February 10

Gambar Lucah Zarina dan Video Lucah Ida Nerina

Sepanjang empat hari cuti Chinese New Year, 3 hari aku datang office. Takpe lah, aku pun dah boring cuti lama-lama. Petaling Jaya macam Bandar hantu sepanjang 3 hari lepas. Senyap sunyi je. Alangkah indahnya jika setiap hari sebegini. Ok… ini ada beberapa isu lama yang aku hubungkaitkan. Enjoy…

Dulu:

Zarina Zainuddin…. Mengaku. – “Gambar dirakam sebelum bergelar artis”
Edry KRU dan Linda Rafar… denied – “Super imposed”
Wan Norazlin …. Mengaku – dia senyap je, aku assume, diam tanda setuju.

Terbaru:

Zarina Ann Julie – buat laporan polis then senyap.
Ida Nerina – membisu

Diam.. membisu. Buat-buat bodoh. Bodoh betul…!

My advice to them:

Do not follow our stupid politician footsteps.

The Health Minister admitted this yesterday, saying that the woman seen in the DVD is a personal friend. Dr Chua, the Labis MP and MCA vice-president, has apologised to MCA president Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and to his family over the matter. – TheStar Online

Hasilnya… selepas beberapa hari dan dapat nasihat daripada pemimpin-pemimpin party.

"Saya melepaskan jawatan sebagai Menteri Kesihatan, naib presiden MCA, anggota parlimen Labis, ketua badan perhubungan MCA Johor dan ketua bahagian MCA Batu Pahat".Dr Chua told reporter.

So, kepada artis-artis kita yang mengalami nasib yang hampir serupa. Tak kira lah anda disabotage, di aniaya, kantoi, laptop rosak, handphone hilang. Apa juga alasannya, biar aku bagi solution terbaik.


"Irrespective of what others said, it looks like me and sounds like me… I have conducted my own checks and the only way to verify its authenticity is to have the original equipment used to record it and the original recording is produced"


VK Lingam, the lawyer said to be at the centre of the grainy video clip on alleged judicial fixing, had declined to confirm or deny his involvement ever since the explosive footage revealed last September.


Ingat the keyword there: it looks like and sounds like me.


Maybe in Ide Nerina case:

She looks like me, sound like me, her necklace look like mine, anting-anting di pusat nampak macam saya punya… but I have conducted my own checks and the only way to verify bla…bla…bla…


And for Zarina:

Buah dada macam buah dada saya, muka lelaki tu macam muka boyfriend saya, style ambil gambar jelir lidah pun macam style saya… tapi saya nak jalankan siasatan saya sendiri untuk memastikan itu gambar saya, saya ingin lihat peralatan yang digunakan untuk merakan dan menyimpan gambar tersebut…


Hasilnya, semua newspaper arus perdana tidak akan condemn dan ‘jatuhkan hukuman’. Most probably nothing will happen and you guys akan mampu membina career sebagai pelakon atau peguam dengan jayanya.

All the best…!


P/S: Kepada pencuri laptop aku… tolong delete folder C:\Kerja\Site Survey Report\Trivia\Video. Thanks. Hahaha….

Thursday, January 3

Malaysia Truly Asia

Aku ada tinggalkan komen yang serupa dengan posting ini diblog roslan sms. Read the comment: here. Allow me to elaborate more on my statement there.

Is it a very creative and clever ads campaign, ‘Malaysia Truly Asia’. Damn true… Malaysia with so many races, ethnics, culture and religious… its like mini Asia. Indian, Chinese, Malays, Sikh and foreign workers from all over Asia… nobody can deny we are Truly Asia.

Cuba kita kaji dari aspect politic pula, adakah kita Truly Asia?

Emotional Politician Acts Like Small Kids

Click the image above and you will read about fighting scene in Korea parliament.

Our BN friend from Kelantan follow Korean footstep.

http://www.akubetul.com/2007/11/pemimpin-gedebe.html


Life Bullet for Street Demonstrators

Click above to read news related to Indonesian authority shot street protestant using life bullet.


Remember Batu Burok?... Yup definitely we at least on par with Indons government.


… and the latest…

Sex Video!

Above link about pornography footage of Taiwan’s politician, Chu Mei-feng.

and here:

SEGAMAT: Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek has
admitted that he is the politician shown in the sex DVD that
is being circulated in Johor…
.

From TheStar TV

Ok, to be fair maybe he just wants to try new medicine, new sex technique or something. He is a medical doctor (kan?) dan menteri kesihatan, so he just do us a favour by volunteer to become rat lab. Thanks Datuk.

Looking at bigger picture, sudah terang lagi bersuluh. Malaysia sememangnya TRULY ASIA. Tahniah kepada ahli politik kita.

Still not convince?

Read this article:

Tommy Suharto: Flamboyant Playboy – BBC News

Ring any bell?

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